"Hohoho! My dear allies, you won't believe what I have in store for you today!"
Oh gods. Somehow Jetsetter had found out about the little talent show, and had deigned to make a surprise entrance. And with a guest, no less. The white and gold hero-man stood proudly up upon the stage, easily dwarfing the dazed-looking man to his right.
"For my presentation tonight, allow me to introduce my esteemed guest- No other than Snake Drival, a dastardly criminal using the recent riots as a chance to steal from helpless storeowners! Mr Drival, how could you?"
Mr Drival apparently had more on his mind than how he validated his recent thefts. The ratty tattoo-covered man said as much. "Wha- what? Where the hell am I?" He turned to glare at Jetsetter, before recognizing the same gleaming body that was portrayed handsomely across the front of nearly every recent newspaper. He took a step back, eyes wide. "Aw, hell nah, man..."
"I'm afraid so, my contemptible friend. You have been apprehended by yours truly - The Ultimate Lightspeed Hero-Man of Justice: 7th Morning★ DX, Jetsetter of the Heavens - 7th Cour!" He puffed out his chest proudly. "And now, as a demonstration to my comrades, I shall bring you to justice! Surrender your weapons and stand down!"
Snake Drival seemed to suddenly remember he had weapons in the first place, and pulled out a wicked-looking sword from the sheath slung across his back. "Screw that! Screw you! Screw all of you!" He lifted his sword angrily and rushed Jetsetter, who easily dodged the attack and delivered a brusque chop to his head. "Timely Chop of Integrity - Extra Glorious Edition!" the hero crowed.
The criminal stumbled, but managed to regain his balance and turn around to face Jetsetter once again. Apparently not having learned his lesson yet, Snake rushed the hero once again, only for Jetsetter to dodge in an identical manner. But Snake had anticipated the move, and he suddenly whipped out a knife with his other hand, and impaled Jetsetter square in the chest with the blade! The audience let out cries of horror as their favored hero took the vicious attack... completely in stride? The famous hero-man didn't even flinch. Rather, he faded from view, revealing the real Jetsetter standing proudly behind Snake, no worse for the wear!
"Ohoho! It would appear you mistakenly attacked my Heroic Justice Afterimage!" he proclaimed aloud for the crowd to hear, making no attempt to follow-up upon the disgusting criminal. Jetsetter turned to face the crowd. "Let me explain- When particularly heroic entities move at extreme speeds, the justice displaced by their movements leaves a phantom resonance image upon the mortal plane, making it seem as if they're still where they were a few seconds ago. Heroes like me aren't afraid to use glorious SCIENCE in order to help defeat- OOF!"
Jetsetter was tackled unceremoniously to the ground by Snake Drival, who had wasted no time in trying to get the upper hand. His efforts were for naught, however, as a blinding flash exploded forth from Jetsetter's body, leaving him badly dazed.
Through the audience's temporary blindness, a powerful voice issued forth. "Sky-Scraping Heaven Ascension UPPERCUT!" As the vision of everybody present returned, they witnessed the punch sending Snake flying upwards through the air. At the apex of his impromptu flight, Jetsetter lept into the air and placed two fingers on his enemy's forehead. And then- "Phantasmagorical Soul ★ BREAK!"
Snake Drival crashed into the stage with a ear-shattering impact. He had since lost his weapons, and was quite unconscious. Jetsetter floated down next to him and offered his audience a bow. "And that, my comrades, is how a hero-man disarms a perpetrator of evil!"
Jetsetter looked down at the crumpled form of the criminal where he had impacted the stage hard enough to make a small crater. "My friends, if it's not too much to ask, could one of you fetch the police? And probably a medic as well, just to be on the safe side."
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